Children of the Wasatch

Aim High

Pickled Think


Getting Snowed

Summit Porn Regs

Comics & Images

Phat Tat

Ski Bums

Brad Wolverton


Pickled Think

by tommy kirchhoff

The Plight of PSIA

How many skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 201. One PSIA director to sit in the dark, 199 Professional Ski Instructors of America to kiss his ass, and one rad som'bitch to make all the turns.

But don't get me wrong. Some of my best friends are PSIA. And if you talk to them, they'll probably tell you jokes I haven't heard yet.

If you've spent any time around the industry, you may have heard these alternative definitions of PSIA:

Pretty Skiing - Inadequate Ability

(backward) Assholes In Stretch Pants

But don't get me wrong-those aren't mine These are mine:

Pushing Skiing's Industry Apparel

Pansies Skipping In Arrogance

Pretty Sure I'm Awkward

Perfect Skidding If Anything

Professionally Slow Ice Avoiders

Position Sacred Indicates Asskissing

Parabolic Skis - Idiotic Actions

Powder Scared, Incline Averted

Putrid Skiboot-infusing Aroma

Put Simply, Isn't Alpine

Pole Stuck In Ass

Potent Snowplows, Impotent Athletes

Pigs Skating In Analogy

Patio Skilled Inebriated Alcoholics

Panty Shield Ideal Advertisements

Prattles & Spits in Arguments

Poops Shorts in Avalanches

Posing Self-important Instruction Amateurs

Psychologically Skewed Identity Anxieties

Picabo's Salivating Interest Attempts

Putting Spam Into Action

Profoundly states, "I'm Awesome"