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THE SCREAMING RESTAURANT REVIEW!

OKAY!!! TODAY WEíRE GONNA TALK ABOUT GOOP!!! THEREíS ALL KINDS OF GOOP OUT THERE! SOME GOOP IS GOOD AND SOME OF IT SUCKS!! TRY ASKING FOR FRY SAUCE ANYWHERE ELSE BUT UTAH!! YOUíLL GET YER ASS KICKED!! AHHH!! BUT HERE, DAVANZAíS HAS A FRY SAUCE WITH SOME REAL FRICKEN ZIP!! ITíLL KICK YER ASS!! AND SPEAKING OF ASS! WHAT THE FUCK IS FISH SAUCE!! THAT SHIT IS NASTY!! AHHH!! TASTE OF SAIGON HAS A PEANUT CHILE SAUCE THATíLL BLOW YOU AWAY!! WE CAN EAT IT ON CEREAL!! AHHH!!! AND DYNAMITE DOMíS HAS A CABERNET SAUCE THAT REALLY TAKES THE PAIN OUT OF GOOP!! THAT IS ALL!!!!